The former half man of Two and a Half Men found Jesus, still hates the show that made him a child millionaire and now looks like a young George RR Martin or like a know-it-all goat who plays WoW all day – ICYDK
In #GETMOREMONEYBITCH news, Elizabeth Hurley’s got a new billionaire piece and this one looks like a giant misshapen thumb with ears – Lainey Gossip
The Texas T-Rex has hung up his ass-less chaps – Celebitchy
Kate Moss, this trick ain’t – Drunken Stepfather
Guests at the Illuminati wedding of the year will have to sign away their souls in virgin blood on confidentiality agreements. Ha, like those guests even have souls - Reality Tea
That cat making a “what a simpleton peasant you are” face is what really makes this dog video pure entertainment – Towleroad
Why do I have a feeling that Disney is going to cross promote Maleficent with Always with Wings? – Jezebel
“Thieving whore stole my look!” said my 7-year-old self from the 80s – Hollywood Tuna
Selena Gomez could’ve saved her fingers a whole lot of trouble if she would have just, you know, buttoned her shirt up – IDLYITW
I love it when Twitter comes together to drag a “balloon-tittied” dumbass named Jenny McCarthy. It gives me feelings – The Superficial
There might be a growing fetus under Mila Kunis’ berber carpet sweater – Popoholic
I knew this list of the 10 Least Memorable Saturday Night Live Cast Members of This Century was pretty spot-op when a question mark-shaped cloud rose out of my head at the sight of at least half of them – Pajiba
It’s nice to know that most celebrity engagement rings look like something you can buy for 5 easy payments from QVC – The Berry
“That’s one of those training dildos, right?” asked John Travolta – OMG Blog
Connor Cruise’s relationship with his mom Nicole Kidman is “solid,” FYI – HuffPo
The human form of lukewarm tap water Savannah Guthrie is married and pregnant – Popsugar
I do not know if Nicole Scherzinger is engaged to Lewis Hamilton or not, but I do know that you TOTALLY care – Just Jared
M.I.A. should email the NFL a picture of her middle finger 16 million times – Gawker
THAT HAIR! Maggie Grace looks like she survived a plane crash again – Moe Jackson
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