If this happened on Friday night, I’d say that Marilyn Monroe, Farrah Fawcett and Eva Gabor rolling in their graves simultaneously is what caused the earthquake that made me run out of my house screaming about how the world is going to end while holding my prized possessions (a half-drunk bottle of wine, my bong, my classic She-Ra doll and my dog).
On Saturday afternoon, Courtney Stodden put on an extremely exquisite outfit of a black slutty sports bra thing, tight black pants and elegant black pussy peddler boots and took her ass to the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery to pay respects to Marilyn, Farrah and Eva, and by “pay respects” I mean shove her Japanese anime tits on their graves for an Instagram photo shoot. The Porn Iguana is so comfortable around the dead, which isn’t surprising since she was married to a corpse.
If Marilyn, Farrah and Eva could throw a side-eye, they definitely wouldn’t throw a side-eye at a respectful and tasteful rose using their graves to get some attention. All three of them are up in heaven saying, “We’ve finally made it,” in unison while watching the Porn Iguana pose next to their graves. And well, at least the Porn Iguana wore black.
Pics: Instagram
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