Lady CaCa’s video for G.U.Y. wasted 365 gallons of water while in the middle of a drought. Every ho in California who is slowly dying of dehydration is going to curse that thirsty, water-hogging asshole bitch Lady CaCa before we shrivel up and turn to dust – The Superficial
Charlize Theron isn’t engaged to Sean Penn. She’s not that dickmatized by his barbecued Slim Jim dick….yet - Lainey Gossip
Prince William likes to work just as much as we all do (read: not at all) – Celebitchy
Mischa Barton looks like one big giant SIGH, a big giant SIGH with a nipple and dehydrated hair - Drunken Stepfather
Karlie Kloss’ hair and style twin Taylor Swift has a look in her little eyes that says, “I may or may not go inside and skin Karlie alive and wear her like a coat…” – Hollywood Tuna
Nene Leakes being a bitch to someone isn’t anything to clutch your pearls over, but I’m wondering why she didn’t dance to the Bear Necessities dressed as Baloo? – Reality Tea
Evangelical pastors are the biggest theatrical drama queens – Towleroad
Lady CaCa SANS Photoshop looks like a strung out Florida lot lizard who will fuck for a half-smoked Red – Jezebel
The dog has a better ass – Popoholic
You can almost see Oprah’s strength bar power up as she feeds on Pharrell’s tears of happiness – Pajiba
If you need something to wipe your Tax Day tears on, here’s some military man nipples – The Berry
Max Beesley’s peen + blood + two baby dolls = something a sick fuck is going to fap to - (NSFW) OMG Blog
File under: a bitch battle you might care about if the year was 2007 – ICYDK
Pamela Anderson has reached the stage that most people who get barbed wire tattoos reach: regret – HuffPo
Professional air kiss blowers Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima blow air kisses at some Victoria’s Secret event – IDLYITW
And hopefully those Magic Mike bitches do it right this time by giving us raw hard peen and hopefully raw hard peen that belongs to Joe ManJello – Just Jared
We should all be so lucky to get a flight attendant like this – Popsugar
I haven’t mailed shit in decades, but these panty-creaming students would give me a reason to – Slate
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